BREAKING
LOCAL WOMEN DISCOVER THE WORD “AND”  •  HOROLOGISTS ARE SHAKEN  •  SOURCES SAY THE CLOCK WAS TICKING  •  LOCAL WOMEN DISCOVER THE WORD “AND”  • 
🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

WHY DID SHE
SAY “AND”?

Tick & Clock is the world’s first watch-repair institution founded on a grammatical emergency.

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We have reviewed the footage 46 times and can confirm there was absolutely no need for a conjunction.

YES, WE ALSO “FIX WATCHES”

01

Tick Inspection

We listen closely and confirm whether or not it is, in fact, ticking.

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02

Clock Rehabilitation

For clocks that have lost time, gained time, or need time to process.

PRICED BY THE HOUR. OBVIOUSLY.
03

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A safe space for second hands tired of going around in circles.

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Tock Replacement

Because a tick without a tock is just an uncomfortable noise.

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⚠ DEVELOPING STORY ⚠ DEVELOPING STORY ⚠ DEVELOPING STORY ⚠

THE FOUNDERS HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT

“NOBODY ASKED US TO DO THIS.”

⚠ NO WATCHES WERE REPAIRED ⚠ NO WATCHES WERE REPAIRED ⚠

THE TIMELINE REACTS

the domain purchase??? oh they’re SICK 😭

@chronicallyonline

Not the entire hosting contract for one conjunction

@invoicefinalFINAL2

I fear this changed horology forever